So three months ago, I wrote a (sort of) takedown of the lack of anthropological data in many popular Paleo/Primal books and information in general. My view on this has not changed and I still will be looking into other data as I said I would, I just don’t have the time to write right now…I’m doing enough of that for school!

But recently in the last month or so, the whole paleosphere has basically blown up due to (thanks to?) the publication of Marlene Zuk’s new book entitled Paleofantasy… in which she basically says everything paleo is bunk, based on made-up garbage science, et cetera. So this sent pretty much everyone into a tizzy on both sides of the debate, something I’d frankly kept out of because I’ve been doing something more important than keeping up with a trend: reading books. Anyway, her book sent many people either into body-twisting shit fits or lots of finger pointing and sneering, depending on what side of the fence you’re on. I’ve read enough now to know that much of her book is written as a smear attempt, based on factually incorrect data that she, a evoltionary biologist, should have known better than to use. Kind of like Derek Freeman’s attempt to takedown Margaret Mead’s Samoan data by using his own heavily biased data, which was summarily ripped apart by the anthropological community. Zuk attempted a hit on the scene and she’ll sell a lot of books, convince a lot of people that eating meat and veggies (and other real foods) are a “fad”, but I don’t think she’ll be writing an update to the book in the future, her credibility will have suffered too much.

However, I did read a pair of great posts by Miki Ben-Dor of Tel Aviv and one by Paul Jaminet, author of the Perfect Health Diet (still the best Paleo diet book I’ve read to date) that go heads and shoulders above nearly everything else everyone has written. Not because they try very hard to maintain a neutral bias, but because they do one thing: stick to facts. Nikoley has a great post full of piss and vinegar, as anyone would expect, but it’s not something I would point someone to if I wanted to say “this will explain in detail why Zuk’s wrong”, whereas Ben-Dor and Jaminet nailed it on the head. One thing I read that I can really agree with is that Zuk’s book “should have been a blog post in 2012, not a book in 2013″ (Sisson, natch!). And he’s totally right. She mostly covered stuff that the community figured out about two years ago and summarily left behind.

All of this back-and-forth only proves one thing: paleo’s hit the mainstream and it’s having some real growing pains. Prominent TV talking heads have been talking about it for the last year or two, numerous news outlets have run articles on it (pro and con), and it’s even crept on to The Biggest Loser. This book will be both good and bad for the community as a whole, but it certainly will do little to stop its progress forward.

In my last post, I pondered on how historically accurate the paleo diet movement may be and the last few weeks, I’ve had my nose buried in ethnographies, mostly on the Dobe Ju/’hoansi or the !Kung San of the Kalahari (pejoratively known as Kalahari Bushmen). These indigenous African people are one of our closest links to paleolithic times, as their culture had remained virtually unchanged for the last 20,000 years1, even after contact with white Europeans and Blacks — their term for the Tswana and Herero tribes of Botswana and Namibia. But this all changed in the late 1960s when South Africa attempted a huge land grab of both Botswana and Namibia via the South African military. One tribe, the Nyae Nyae Ju/’hoansi moved to the neighboring village of Tsumkwe (or Tshum!kwi, depending on translation) or !Kangwa, and this had deleterious effects on their health:

In the medical world the !Kung San had been famous for having very low serum cholesterols, low blood pressures that do not rise with age, and a general of heart disease…Restudies in the late 1980s of the same population indicate that cholesterol counts and blood pressures at all ages are higher…Adoption of a diet dominated by refined carbohydrates, heavier smoking, alcohol consumption, and changes in lifestyle are all factors implicated in producing these changes. (Lee 2012: 187)2

In other words, they moved to a village and began eating a fairly standard “modern” diet and became very unhealthy. This is pretty damning information in just how short of a time frame it was. So, in a span 20 years, these people went from the pinnacle of health to the modern norm, the baseline of…crappy. And this is just about blood work and blood pressure, it’s not even talking about the high incidences of tuberculosis and other diseases, most of which were unheard of in the San population before their (forced) integration into modern society.

If they were screwed, basically, in two decades, the rest of the Western world is doomed from birth unless some things really change.

This will not be a post involving deep research, yet.

So I’ve now been doing this paleo/primal lifestyle thing for almost two years now and I’ve lost over forty pounds and kept it off, even with having weekly cheat days à la Tim Ferriss. I’ve gone from eating a bunch of junk to eating freshly prepared foods almost everyday for every meal. I have honestly learned more about the actual nutritional values of foods in the last two years than I have my entire life, including my teen years when I was preparing to enter culinary school. This has gone way beyond caloric content, beyond Nutrition Information panels on packages, way beyond anything any huckster on TV or in a magazine has ever said about eating, and this is information I’ll never forget. And I’ve read a lot of books, blog posts, and articles talking about how our paleolithic ancestors ate and how we need to mimic that and for a while, I hardly questioned these theses, despite the fact that I’m an anthropology student. I figured, anthropologically, these writers must be right (at least, the actual authors, everyone else is just parroting their findings) but over the last few months, I’ve really began to question:

How much of this is absolute bullshit?

I am going to say right up front that I’ve yet to read Cordain’s original Paleo Diet — haven’t found the time! — so I have no idea what kind of anthropological or archaeological data he uses, if any. But this leads me to my next point: every other book I’ve read has no such data in it either, so how much of this idea is mythologizing and how much is based on actual fact? When reading Sisson’s The Primal Blueprint, I understand that he is in fact mythologizing because other than nutritional research, there’s zero historical data he ever references. He’s got to make it a compelling and realistic sounding story, it doesn’t have to necessarily be accurate. I don’t recall any of his references being from archaeological or anthropological studies. Or for that matter, anyone else’s. Most are relying on nutritional hypotheses about what our paleolithic concestors may have eaten rather than what archaeologists, paleobotanists, and a plethora of other scientists who dig in the dirt for a living, have eventually found. And we don’t even need to go back that far, we can figure out what people have been eating for the last four or five thousand years, simply based on archaeological data. Hell, we can go back two or three hundred and tell. Given that junk foods didn’t exist, we do know that ancestral humans ate some pretty crummy stuff. Just look to the Southwestern Indian tribes who regularly made cakes out of maize and ash. Not ash cakes (a type of cornbread) but literal cakes of ash and maize, ground together. Physiologically, the only good thing it did for them was absolutely grind down their teeth to nothing and give them abscesses. There are many such weird recipes from cultures all over the world that, nutritionally, are little more than meager subsistence meals. They keep you alive, barely.

But it makes me circle back to my question: how much of our paleo and primal diet guidelines are based on supposition rather than fact? While there aren’t many real world subsistence tribes or bands any longer, some do still exist, such as the Dobe Ju/’hoansi of Botswana and are quite indicative of what our concestors may have eaten and it’s not terribly instructive for the paleo diet empire. For subsistence hunters living in the middle of the Kalahari Desert, you aren’t picky, you’ll eat just about anything you know won’t kill you. In the ethnographic film Bitter Melons, they describe a melon that the local /Gwi San people consume for little other reason than its water content, despite the fact that they all say it apparently tastes god awful. But hey, you’re in the desert, you don’t have much choice, eat or die. They eat a few other things as well, including a turtle (don’t ask, I have no idea how a turtle lives in the desert, either). But it illustrates a great point: paleolithic man didn’t survive on the purported bounty of meats, fish, nuts, seeds, berries, and fruits that’s written about in paleo books. Every book will tell you they ate a healthy diet of all these things, though there’s no historical references to back it up, but it must have been true because all you could do was hunt and forage (which was more foraging than hunting). Some ancestors may have in fact enjoyed this delicious bounty but many did not since, well, those food stuffs didn’t exist everywhere, all the time. This is pre-agricultural revolution so you’re eating whatever you find or kill, for the most part, gardening — even on a small scale — was incredibly localized to particular climes.

So, where do I go from here? I’m not sure, but there will be research analysis done. I’m currently in one class where we’re actively studying two existing subsistence bands — the Yanonamo and the Dobe Ju/’hoansi — along with some pre-contact Aztecs. I know this won’t reveal much in the overall view of their native foodways but it will provide some insight. Do I doubt everything guys like Sisson, Cordian, Wolf, et al say about what paleo humans ate? No, not entirely, but I do realize they’ve got a story and ideology to sell, so things will get trumped up a bit. I know that supposition and theorizing is a huge part of it because we’ll never know exactly what our ancestors ate, that stuff just doesn’t survive in the record very often, but we can learn far more from their tools because those do survive in the stratigraphic record. I’m going to start researching and see what I can find. I won’t turn the paleo world upside down but it will at least bring me some solace to know how much we’re on the mark or off it.

So a few months ago on a Facebook group for mud/obstacle course races, someone asked about races where you don’t have to get all muddy and dirty. To this day, I’m still trying to wrap my mind around that one, but whatever, I find the mud absolutely fun; my mother still tells me stories about when I was a kid, how I absolutely hated getting dirty and would change clothes frequently during the day — for the record, I remember going to my dad’s house and spending hours playing in the mud! I had mostly forgotten about the subject until I checked the group again recently and scrolled down to find the post again and saw someone had mentioned an upcoming foam run-type course coming up. Sounded intriguing, since it sounded like it might be the opposite of most races: foamy and fun versus dirty and (potentially) grueling.

I finally decided to check it out and didn’t realize it was so soon, 2 Feb 2013! But once I took a look at their obstacles, I had to sign up, some of these look way too fun. A 30 foot slip-n-slide? Yes, please. A bounce house full of foam? Um, yes! What really sealed the deal was the Death Drop obstacle. Seriously, this looks like so much fun.

5k Foam Fest Death Drop

5k Foam Fest Death Drop

You can’t deny that looks fun as hell. Now I’m just looking for someone to run it with me, so if you want to get all filthy dirty then spend a few minutes on monster-sized slip-n-slides (are you an adult? do you like to have fun? duh, of course), sign up for the Miami race on their site, I’m looking at the 10:30AM wave. Not too early, not too late, and no one is going to look at us weird when we’re chugging post-race beers!

I came across this obscene, stupid, and mind-boggling device earlier this week. Genius inventor Dean Kamen has now “invented” a consumer stomach pump for fat people. No, this is not a joke. Sure, Kamen invented the silly-but-mildly-useful Segway, the vaporware water-from-air generator/purifier (although, that was a genius invention), but now he has taken an emergency room stomach pump for alcohol poisoning and overdoses and decided to shove it into the stomachs of dieters. I honestly do not understand a device like this. It lets you eat and slightly digest your food before it gets sucked out, thus minimizing caloric intake. Well, that’s nice, I guess. But what about nutritional uptake? How can your body still absorb all the necessary nutrients it needs from barely processed food before it gets sucked out? How does this thing avoid sucking up bile and getting ruined? Or as the Salon article points out, not getting clogged by slightly larger bits of food?

I’m all for devising methods to aid in weight loss but this is ridiculous (and borderline unsafe). At some point, people will realize losing weight by eating better is the easiest thing in the world. Anyone can do it, although some do need a little more help than others, but devices like this are asinine. It does little to address the diet issue — or overeating potential — and creates a false sense of progress. Sure, you’re losing weight because your food is being sucked out of you but you know what else is free and accomplishes the exact same thing? Bulimia. Bulimia is a serious issue with serious consequences but this is in no way any different, but it’s just a device that automates puking for you.

Shame on you, Dean Kamen.